PlaysWithFire13

Nor is stapling people to the wall considered contemporary art... I felt crappy today so here are a few funny quotes from various websites I frequent. Please remember each is separate... -------------------- Quotes: He finds a revolving door confusing; what makes you think he’d understand that? Will I get paid for that? Sorry, I still have will to live. That knowledge brings whole new levels of wisdom I never knew existed. This is my idea of fun! I’m not sure if I’m supposed to eat it or set it on fire… Pop a stitch, why don’t ya? Just because it’s brightly colored doesn’t mean it can’t kill

I realize that some people like deer, even love them, and they shuold. Deer are worderful creatures and are an important part of the ecosystem. But I don't... and you wanna know why? 'Cause I live in the South. I see those damnable creatures... Every. Single. Day. and frankly I hate them now. i don't hate them for some petty reason like 'they're stupid :P' No I hate them because here we seem to have these drive-by gangsta deer. Here the deer will stand at the side of the road and wait... and wait until a car comes near and then walk out. Then the loathesome hooved vermin has the audacity to just stand there. While you swerve uncontrollably